Our Recent Resolutions:
Spring 2022
Resolved: Checks and Balances Have Failed
Resolved: Prioritize Parenthood
Resolved: Send Troops to Ukraine
Resolved: Love is Blind
Resolved: Join a Militia
Resolved: Too Big To Fail is too Big to Exist
Resolved: When They Go Low, We Go High
Resolved: Our Allies Must Share Our Values
Resolved: Protest is Conservative
Resolved: Free Healthcare is a Right
Resolved: Hold Your Nose and Vote Republican
Resolved: Liberty Needs An Iron Fist
Resolved: Turn Back Time
Fall 2021
Resolved: Make Afghanistan the 51st State
Resolved: All the Good Tyrants Go to Wall Street
Resolved: Dishonour Your Parents
Resolved: Ban Porn
Resolved: RETVRN
Resolved: Trick-or-treating is a Socialist Institution
Resolved: The Sexual Revolution has Destroyed Society
Resolved: Make a Deal with the Devil
Resolved: The People Need a God
Resolved: Beauty is a Virtue
Spring 2021
Resolved: Capitalism is Inherently Ethical
Resolved: The Nuclear Family is Too Progressive
Resolved: Marriage: Love Not Required
Resolved: Invade Red China
Resolved: Break Bread with Leftists
Resolved: Shall Not Infringe
Resolved: The Union is a Virginity Club
Resolved: Triple the US Population
Resolved: Conservatives and Libertarians Can’t Be Friends
Resolved: This House Prefers Mozart to Modern Music
Resolved: One Nation Under God
Resolved: Yale Is A Hedge Fund and We’re The Investments
Fall 2020
Resolved: The Constitution Has Failed Us
Resolved: Beauty is Power
Resolved: America’s Golden Age is Not Over
Resolved: The Checks Are Not Balanced
Resolved: Never Settle
Resolved: Wealth Inequality Decays Society
Resolved: Marry Young
Resolved: Make Yale Pass/Fail (Again)
Resolved: Today’s Conservatives Are Yesterday’s Liberals
Resolved: Democracy Has a Lifespan
Spring 2019
Resolved: Spread Democracy
Resolved: Liberty Needs an Iron Fist
Resolved: Conservatives Change
Resolved: Capital Punishment is a Force for Justice
Resolved: Date a Leftist
Resolved: Being Pro-Choice is Conservative
Resolved: Slaughter Isaac at the Altar of the Nation
Resolved: Send “Aid” to Venezuela
Resolved: The State Must Educate our Children
Resolved: Separate the Art from the Artist
Resolved: Greed is Good
Resolved: Pack Up Big Tent Conservatism
Resolved: There is No Such Thing as Yale Values
Fall 2018
Resolved: Class Divisions are Good for Society
Resolved: Exile Anti-Vaxxers
Resolved: This House Would Rather Starve Than Accept a Government Handout
Resolved: Hate Speech is Free Speech
Resolved: Truth is Subjective
Resolved: If You Can’t Beat ‘em, Join ‘em
Resolved: Conservatives are Born, Not Made
Resolved: Embrace the Right to Offend
Resolved: The Future of Western Politics is Populist, not Liberal
Resolved: Art is Meant to Unsettle
Resolved: Conservatives are Pessimists
Spring 2018
Resolved: Yale is Good For Conservatives
Resolved: Conservatives need organized religion
Resolved: Federalize America's Primary Education System
Resolved: Romney was right about Russia
Resolved: Political Leaders Must Be Moral Leaders
Resolved: The Rise of China will be the fall of America
Resolved: Yale is a Responsibility not a Privilege
Resolved: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We Love the Queen and So Should You
Resolved: Politics Should Be Dull
Resolved: International Charity is a Waste of Money
Resolved: Give the NSA your Passwords
Fall 2017
Resolved: Protest is Conservative
Resolved: Secession is Treason
Resolved: Conservatism must Evolve
Resolved: Reincarnate Ronald Reagan
Resolved: This House Would Rather Live in New Haven than a Tax Haven
Resolved: Celebrate Columbus
Resolved: Abolish the UN
Resolved: Take Yale Pass Fail
Resolved: The American Dream is Dead
Resolved: Cross the 38th Parallel
Resolved: Rip Down Robert E. Lee
Spring 2017
Resolved: Israel's Enemy's are our Enemy's
Resolved: Conservatives should Resist Trump
Resolved: Invade Syria
Resolved:Open Carry on Old Campus
Resolved: Mandate Paid Leave
Resolved: Support the Deep State
Resolved: Drop the Bomb
Resolved: Support State-Sponsored Assassinations
Resolved: Work Hard Play Hard
Resolved: We Have the Right to Die
Fall 2016
Resolved: Conservation is Conservative
Resolved: House a Syrian Refugee
Resolved: Stand Your Ground
Resolved: Support Your Local Farmer's Market
Resolved: We Are All Democrats Now
Resolved: Make America Great Britain Again
Resolved: Establish Mandatory National Service
Resolved: Judge A Book By Its Cover
Resolved: Conservatives Should Oppose the Death Penalty
Spring 2016
Resolved: Don't Trust the People
Resolved: Forgive your Enemies
Resolved: Leave the Resort
Resolved: America Needs a Queen
Resolved: Politicians Forfeit Their Right to Privacy
Resolved: Kill Two Birds With One Drone
Resolved: Earn to Live, Not to Give
Resolved: The Heart is Meant to Bleed
Resolved: Liberty Needs an Iron Fist
Resolved: Our Best Years Are Behind Us
Resolved: We Are Near the Peak of Human Existence
Fall 2015
Resolved: Morals Are Just A Guideline
Resolved: Globalization is the Downfall of the Nation
Resolved: Public Shame is in the Public Interest
Resolved: Conservatives Have Lost Sight of What They Are Conserving
Resolved: True Friends Stab You in the Front
Resolved: It's Just DNA; We Can Do What We Want With It
Resolved: Trade Your High-Rise For An Acre
Resolved: Spy On Me; I'd Rather Be Safe
Resolved: Judgment In This Life Can Never Be Just
Resolved: The Free World is a Myth
Resolved: A Mediocre Yalie Has Wasted Their Time At Yale
Resolved: Pull Out the Grassroots
Spring 2015
Resolved: Yalies Are Obligated to Change the World
Resolved: Conservatism is Reactionary
Resolved: Embrace the Middlebrow
Resolved: The Right To Defend Is The Right To Kill
Resolved: This House Prefers Hash Browns to Hash Brownies
Resolved: If This House Found Irrefutable Evidence That God Did Not Exist, It Would Unilaterally Destroy It For the Sake of Humanity
Resolved: Risk It All
Resolved: Capital Punishment is Unconservative
Resolved: The Knight in Shining Armor Has Fallen Off His Horse
Resolved: The West is Hurtling Towards Tyranny
Resolved: Drink From the Fountain of Youth
Resolved: Return to Sushi Mizu
Resolved: Some Things Are Above Satire
Fall 2014
Resolved: Enter the Tory Time Machine
Resolved: Conservatives are Doomed to be on the Wrong Side of History
Resolved: Sign a Pre-nup
Resolved: Hug a Tree
Resolved: Democracy Requires a Patriotic Education
Resolved: This House Prefers Work Boots to Boat Shoes
Resolved: Embrace the Right to Offend
Resolved: Democracy is Doomed to a Weak Foreign Policy
Resolved: College is for Indulgence
Resolved: Libertarians and Conservatives Can't Be Friends
